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What is asylum seeking? پناهندگی چیست؟

A young boy asks this question from his funny father in Afghanistan who’s got a good sense of humor was just watching the news about how the Afghan refugees suffer in Europe.

The father answered the question in a very different way.

Well, son, it is a relative term. It is different for every person and every nation. They write many things on the papers about it, but in reality it is a totally different thing. But mostly for the people of Afghanistan it means like this:

Christians hate Muslims. They explode their own houses and blame Muslims for that. As a result they attack some Muslims countries and send two kinds of troops, the white ones that we see them, and the black ones that we don’t see them. They change regimes and bring their own people to rule. They got place and the most modern technology to kill hundreds and thousands at a time.

Now some stupid, unaware and ignorant people manage to escape the war in their own countries mainly from Afghanistan, Iran and Syria and go to one the most racist, fascist, chauvinistic and extremist Christian countries and say, hey I have managed to escape the war your soldiers began. Would you like to kill me in your own home country?

Some of them ask more than 200 stupid questions and some of them don’t, and finally they answer either positive or negative.

If they answer positive, they say “Yes, we would be glad to help” and if the answer is negative, they say “No, you’ll die without our intervention”.

Now if the answer is positive, they give them some other options too:
How would you like to die?

1.        With torture in the refugee camps
2.        Immediate death without torture
3.        Half death and receiving 1000 Euro bills per month

Mostly the asylum seekers and refugees from Afghanistan receive a negative answer, if they get positive, then they would go for the last option, if they can read and write and be able to choose.

 (Satirical Comedy) 

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