An Afghan refugee happens to get acquainted
with a University teacher who teaches in a very well accredited European University.
The teacher invites the Afghan friend for a drink in a weekend evening. They
both drink a whole bottle of Scotch and began a very good and truthful conversation as below.
Afghan
refugee: Well professor, tell me the truuuuth bout somethin
fascinating or a secret of your life. Oh yeah I remember a question to ask,
tell me about your class students, from which countries they are? Which ones do
you like the best?
University
teacher: Well, we got a whole nuumberrrr opf students from all over
this round world. I even got Afghan students too. I got Iranians, I got
Armenians, I got South Americans, Africans, Macedonians and all other European
counties too.
Afghan
refugee: Are there many male students or equally from both gender?
University
teacher: It depends on the year. Some years we get too many male
students and whole class smells tactical and balls. And sometimes we get a
whole bunch of female students and then the class smells pussy the whole year.
(They both laugh)
Afghan
refugee: Tell meee the truuuth prooofessooor, how many of your
students do you fuck every year?
University
teacher: To be honest wid ya, I fuck anyone that I like. Almost all
of them are available for me. You know, in our education system, the teaacher
is the king.
Afghan
refugee: Wow, you are a fucking man hahah? How do you do that? You don’t
feel shy to ask your student to sleep with ya?
University
teacher: It is very easy like drinking water. I have my own techniques.
I make the lessons too difficult to understand and give them too many homework
and assignments which means too much pressure on them. Then I ask them in the
office and question them why they don’t study? I tell them they failed in the
exam. And girls easily cry and offer what I want for some marks. When I fuck
them, then I give them the top marks afterwards and I plan on others at the
same time. Sometimes I fuck 2 to 3 students in 1 week and that is too much for
me, I need to take some pills for that. Last week I fucked a student from Iran.
She was virgin and she was so tight, God damn it, I enjoyed so much.
Afghan
refugee: That is a very good technique! Hahah Put pressure, force them
and get them. What happens if they reject what you want?
University
teacher: It is simple, they fail. (hahaha he laughs)
Afghan
refugee: What about male students? What should they do to pass?
University
teacher: They got 2 options. To study hard and to do lots of
flattery to me. (haha the both laugh and tossed for the next drink … cheers!)
P.S. Sorry for the language, it is because they were both drunk.
P.S. Sorry for the language, it is because they were both drunk.
