Afghan refugee: Sir, I am an Afghan student in
a Christian University. I am trying my best and I am very good in almost every
class. I even have a support class for other classmates of mine in which I
solve their problems and help them to learn better, but the biggest problem is
that they always get better scores that mine. I never get the scores that I
deserve, what should I do?
Afghan refugee counselor: Well that is a very
typical problem here in Europe. What is your religion? Are you Hindu? Sikh? or
Muslim?
Afghan refugee: I am a Muslim.
Afghan refugee counselor: Are you religious?
Afghan refugee: No, I am not a religious boy
at all.
Afghan refugee counselor: How much will you
pay me if I can solve this problem in a way that you will get even much more scores
than what you deserve?
Afghan refugee: How much do you charge?
Afghan refugee counselor: It depends on the
problems. Yours is a very difficult one. Do you hear the news on the media
every day? And do you listen to what they say about Islam and all other bad
news?
Afghan refugee: Yes, sir.
Afghan refugee counselor: That is a big issue.
To solve those kinds of the issues, I will charge 1000 Euro, can you pay that
much?
Afghan refugee: Yes sir, here you are? I will pay now but make sure if you can’t
solve that issue, then I will ask the money back.
Afghan refugee counselor: No problem, you can
even pay me the half of the money right now and keep the other half and pay if
after your exam results.
Afghan refugee: Wow, you are the man. I like it. If you are so sure, then take all
the money and tell me the solution.
Afghan refugee counselor: Tomorrow when you go
to University, first go to the shop near your University and buy some chocolates
there. Take the chocolates to the dean of your University.
Afghan refugee: You want me to bribe them?
Afghan refugee counselor: No wait and listen
to me. When you take the chocolates
to the office of the dean, smile and tell the dean that you have very good news
for them. They will you that ask what
news is. Tell them that you have
converted to Christianity. Put your right hand to your forehead, then to you
left shoulder and then to the right and say Long Live Jesus who guided me to
the right path.
Afghan refugee: Do
you think it will help?
Afghan refugee counselor: I am 100 % sure. Will
receive 100 % in all your classes and when you get your diploma, then go to
them with a long bear and your traditional clothes and tell them that sorry, I
have a bad news, I have converted back to Islam because I don’t want to be like
you guys and then leave the class saying Allah –o- Akbar which means God is
great!
Afghan refugee: That is a very nice idea.
Thank you very much for showing me such a nice and easy way.
Afghan refugee counselor: Go further and wish
you success!
