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Advising Afghan Refugees in Europe

Afghan refugee: Sir, I am an Afghan student in a Christian University. I am trying my best and I am very good in almost every class. I even have a support class for other classmates of mine in which I solve their problems and help them to learn better, but the biggest problem is that they always get better scores that mine. I never get the scores that I deserve, what should I do?

Afghan refugee counselor: Well that is a very typical problem here in Europe. What is your religion? Are you Hindu? Sikh? or Muslim?

Afghan refugee: I am a Muslim.

Afghan refugee counselor: Are you religious?

Afghan refugee: No, I am not a religious boy at all.

Afghan refugee counselor: How much will you pay me if I can solve this problem in a way that you will get even much more scores than what you deserve?

Afghan refugee: How much do you charge?

Afghan refugee counselor: It depends on the problems. Yours is a very difficult one. Do you hear the news on the media every day? And do you listen to what they say about Islam and all other bad news?

Afghan refugee: Yes, sir.

Afghan refugee counselor: That is a big issue. To solve those kinds of the issues, I will charge 1000 Euro, can you pay that much?

Afghan refugee: Yes sir, here you are? I will pay now but make sure if you can’t solve that issue, then I will ask the money back.

Afghan refugee counselor: No problem, you can even pay me the half of the money right now and keep the other half and pay if after your exam results.

Afghan refugee: Wow, you are the man. I like it. If you are so sure, then take all the money and tell me the solution.

Afghan refugee counselor: Tomorrow when you go to University, first go to the shop near your University and buy some chocolates there. Take the chocolates to the dean of your University.   

Afghan refugee: You want me to bribe them?

Afghan refugee counselor: No wait and listen to me. When you take the chocolates to the office of the dean, smile and tell the dean that you have very good news for them. They will you that ask what news is.  Tell them that you have converted to Christianity. Put your right hand to your forehead, then to you left shoulder and then to the right and say Long Live Jesus who guided me to the right path.
Afghan refugee:  Do you think it will help?

Afghan refugee counselor: I am 100 % sure. Will receive 100 % in all your classes and when you get your diploma, then go to them with a long bear and your traditional clothes and tell them that sorry, I have a bad news, I have converted back to Islam because I don’t want to be like you guys and then leave the class saying Allah –o- Akbar which means God is great!

Afghan refugee: That is a very nice idea. Thank you very much for showing me such a nice and easy way.

Afghan refugee counselor: Go further and wish you success!

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